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What’s so funny about HVAC/R?

Let’s face it. When you’re stuck in the dark, dirty and downright cramped, there’s not much to laugh about. But sometimes the work gets so ridiculous, you just have to chuckle. So, in light of National Humor Month, we’ve offered up a few HVAC/R jokes to keep you in good spirits throughout the grueling week.

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A customer was checking up on an HVAC/R tech in the middle of a service call and asked him what he was doing.

“I’m charging the system,” the tech replied.

Excited, the customer responded. “So, I don’t have to pay?”

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

They both stop working once you open Windows.

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Why was the bird arrested when he hopped out of the flue pipe?

He was draft dodging.

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In closing, we’ll leave you with a story we heard the other day from a technician.

An angry customer called an HVAC/R tech fuming, accusing him of leaving the wrong air filters for his furnace.

“You left me 20 x 25 filters, and my furnace requires 25 x 20. I guess you expect me to purchase all new filters?”

“No,” the technician responded. “I expect you to turn them around.”

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Sigh. Try to keep your cool out there. And if you happen to get a little heated, just remember that hilmor is always here to help you retool and conquer the day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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